A True Story

[spicedogs]

I went to the doctor and he sent me to the phlebotomist, whom everybody knows is really a



Vampire. He took six vials of blood that looked like these:




Aftewards,  I was exhausted and hungry. So, I went to my local Chinese restaurant and ordered two of these:



And they are better known as miso Soup. Instantly, I felt better and lived happily ever after.




 

Comments

[greyrider.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahahahahahaha!

I love it!

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I needed to post my usual stuff a bit differently.

[boheme06.livejournal.com]

lol, I hate getting blood taken. They always take what feels like all the blood in my arm!

Miso soup is good! Looks tasty, too.

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

I don't mind my blood taken. After all, they take it every 3 months from me.

[mr-henry-gale.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I hate blood tests. Had to have a couple of them years ago because of my anaemia (which has gone, thankfully, and hopefully hasn't resurfaced).

*shakes head* You and your miso soup addiction... LoL.

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

My miso soup addiction is equivalent to your Stellan obsession.

[mr-henry-gale.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're *that* obsessed with the soup, huh?

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

AHHHHAHHA

I had tuna w/ noodles today. A WHOLE CUP. And some jello.

Remember when I missed food? Now I'm fighting to EAT it. NO appetite. Since Tuesday, I've lost 8 lbs.

I'm not worried about that, though. I have 45 years of excellent appetite behind me. It will come back.

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

Oh, what a way to go on a diet. When your appetite comes back, spam us with your food intake, please.

[mythicfeline.livejournal.com]

So you did watch "True Blood." ;-)

I don't mind blood draws much anymore. I actually dislike the tourniquet more than the needle stick.

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw bits and pieces of True Blood. Not a great fan!

I agree with you that the tourniquet is the worse part of having your blood drawn.

[lostwithben.livejournal.com]

ARGH! BLOOD! Everytime I've had to have a blood test I've fainted... embarrassing... :)

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

LOL. Don't look next time.

[i-read-dead-ppl.livejournal.com]

Hey, I know what miso is!! I have in fact served it to people. Tofu, seaweed... I never tried it, but it must be good.

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

I like it. Not everyone does, though.

[leyosura.livejournal.com]

vampires + miso soup = WIN

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

What a combo, isn't it?

[katje0711.livejournal.com]

You are too funny with your sparkles. LOL

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

Actually, those sparkles are a spoof on Twilight. The Twilight series are about vampires who sparkle.


I love your icon.

[katje0711.livejournal.com]

What is up with sparkling vampires??

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

They are vegetarian (only suck animal blood) and are cold as stone. It's the latest craze in teenage romance.

[katje0711.livejournal.com]

That doesn't explain why they sparkle.

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

No, there's no explanation. They just sparkle.

[katje0711.livejournal.com]

Sounds lame!

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

It's one of the worst series of books ever. But don't tell that to Ambereen. She loves it.

[hateful-piglet.livejournal.com]

I remember when I was learning how to draw blood we had a little chant we'd say "see the vein, be the vein". I wonder if vampire have the same chant? I hope your tests are all normal.

They usually give out suckers and balloons at the doctor, maybe they should give out soup. It does a body good.