A True Story
Sep. 12th, 2008 11:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I went to the doctor and he sent me to the phlebotomist, whom everybody knows is really a

Vampire. He took six vials of blood that looked like these:

Aftewards, I was exhausted and hungry. So, I went to my local Chinese restaurant and ordered two of these:

And they are better known as miso Soup. Instantly, I felt better and lived happily ever after.
