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HOW MANY LOST FANS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

Answer: 135

1 to notice the light is burned out.

25 to argue whether the lightbulb is burned out or just off.

1 to check to see if the lightbulb has a Dharma logo on it.

75 to discuss the significance of the lightbulb and why it burned out exactly when it did.

2 to look up the “Meaning” of lightbulbs.

2 to site references in classical literature about lightbulbs.

1 to stand around and bitch about how lightbulbs have “Jumped the Shark”.

10 people will come from out of nowhere to say how they hate lightbulbs and how they’ll never watch a lightbulb again.

10 more to complain that lightbulbs were better in season 1.

3 to discuss weather the lightbulb is a hallucination.

5 to wonder if Kate will fall in love with the lightbulb.

1 to check the serial numbers on the lightbulb to see how they match up with "The Numbers."

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the entire house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the lightbulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Lightbulb? Lightbulb? That thing I just ate was a lightbulb?

Basset Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Comments

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

Good one!