I Am Cow

[spicedogs]

Here are the Words.



I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter
Made from liquid from my udder
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!

Comments

[katikatz.livejournal.com]

Arrogant worms are brilliant...love it :)
I just stumbled upon them while I was searching for some videos about Canada...and then I found "Canada is really big" :)
I also like "Ontario sucks" and "We're going huntin' ", which you used for one of your LOST videos, right?

Actually I don't know much about them, just their name "arrogant worms" was kinda familiar to me and I thought: wait a minute...I've seen that name before...ah yeah...on spicedogs LJ :D

[spicedogs.livejournal.com]

Actually, they never sang "Ontario Sucks." If you go to their Web site, you'll see this disclaimer on the bottom of the discography page(http://www.arrogant-worms.com/discs.php):

we do not sing, or have ever sung,

* The War of 1812,
* The Toronto Song,
* The Ontario Song,
* Toronto Sucks or
* Ontario Sucks.

They are by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. You should look them up at www.deadtroll.com

Other songs we never wrote include:

* The Assumption Song by Vito Petroccitto Jr. http://www.iamvito.com
* Cows with Guns - Dana Lyons (http://www.cowswithguns.com/)
* Wayne Gretzky Rocks - TPOH

[mr-henry-gale.livejournal.com]

LoL. I love this song!