The Firsts Meme

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 Saw this meme at miss_sophia 's journal:

[1] Who was your FIRST prom date?
I never went to prom. I was not into that type of social life.

[2] Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Yes. I am married to him. Although he was not my first boyfriend, he was my first beau who loved me (and still does) and still is willing to put with my shit, as I put up with his.

[3] What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Malt liquor beer, thanks to my mother's father, whom I refuse to call my grandfather.

[4] What was your FIRST job?
I worked part-time as a dental assistant while I was going to college.

[5] What was your FIRST car?
A Dodge Dart that my husband bought and it died on the hills of Pittsburgh.

[6] Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
iPhone services just sent me a reminder to get an update on my phone. (This is really sad.)

[7] Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Meghan and whether she gave her mom proper hours of sleep.

[8] Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Donna Rosa. (I grew up in Brazil.)

[9] Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
My trip from Brazil to NYC. Took 22 hours.

[10] Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Ana Maria Santoro. No, we no longer keep up. She's in Brazil and I am here.

[11] What was your FIRST sport played?
Sports? No way. My idea of sports is trying to find the remote.

[12] Where was your FIRST sleep over?
My aunt Rosa's house. I was so unhappy there that when I saw my mom coming, I tried to climb a hill with one jump (something I was able to do when I was 6), missed it, and hit my nose in the hill. My nose broke right there. It was awful.

[13] Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
My dog Carrie. I told her to move, because she was laying right on top of my legs and I couldn't get up.

[14] Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
My cousin Margarida. I was one of the many children attendants.

[15] What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Took a shower.

[16] What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
John Denver.

[17] FIRST tattoo or piercing?
Got my ears pierced when I was 16.

[18] FIRST foreign country you went to for vacation?
You are kidding me? I was born in Norway, grew up in Brazil, and moved to the United States when I was 13. So, let's say that Canada was my first country that I visited after landing in the United States.

[19] What was your FIRST run in with the law?
When I was speeding. Otherwise, I lead a boring life.

[20] When was your FIRST detention?
I served detention once for coming in late without an excuse. But my train (subway) was late and the crummy hall monitor was on a power trip.

[21] What was the FIRST state you lived in?
New York.

[22] Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
My first boyfriend. He went on a vacation and came back to break up our relationship. Today, I know it was the best thing that happened to me.

[23] Who was your FIRST roommate?
I was married, so I guess hubby was my first roommate.

[24] Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
I was friends with this creepy guy from the church we used to attend. He fell in love with one of the French exchange student who was spending a few weeks during the summer with us. So he rented a huge, long limo to impress her. He invited our family to share the ride because he knew that I would not let the student to be with him alone. She was a teenager and he was in his late 30s, early 40s. I was not comfortable with the situation. A few years later, when she was of age, she came to stay with him for the summer. I think that she was as creepy as he was.

[25] Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
I don't know. It's up to my f-list.

Comments

[miss-sophia.livejournal.com]

That must have been the longest boat ride ever. The Christening ritual sounds like some sadistic person's excuse to get a load of laughs from throwing people overboard. Thank goodness they weren't throwing babies overboard!

But I do wish I had a video of CG going overboard. That just might be the funniest thing EVER.