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I Am Cow

Here are the Words.



I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter
Made from liquid from my udder
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!

For Pet Lovers Everwhere: Bound to Make You Smile

I am sick as a dog with upper respiratory infection. Yuck. This morning, when I went to my e-mail, I saw this cute message from a friend, and I must share it.

( Enjoy )

Little Creativity Doesn't Hurt Anybody

My newest piece of  (f)art.